Married Without Children

I thought it would be fun to write some (unsolicited and unpaid) product reviews because #1 I’m a chick and #2 I use a lot of products!

The first product up for review is the Weight Watchers Digital Scale With Body Fat Indicator.

This scale is aesthetically pleasing.  It’s not the intimidating doctor’s scale everyone fears.  It’s compact size allows for easy storage in your bathroom or bedroom.  The scale has a 330 pound capacity and allows for user input of age, height, and gender to calculate the users body fat percentage.  The scale has multiple user capability for those who want to store more than one profile.

At first glance I thought this was mearly another scale, so I decided to test it out.  I entered my user information and stored in under the first user profile.  I stepped onto the scale and–what?  I though it was defective so I moved it to the center of the bathroom floor and cleared the area of any throw rugs.  Again, testing the scale I was shocked when it displayed such a foreign number.   Clearly this thing was not calibrated correctly and since when is FATASS a measurement of body fat percentage.

In my humble opinion this scale is not worth the money and is a little insulting to my super svelte physique.

Who the eff am I kidding?  I am lucky the scale didn’t tell me to go out to pasture and start grazing you  FAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT LARD ASS!!!!!

Needless to say I can not give a positive recommendation of this or any scale at this time.  Catch up with me 20-40 pounds later and then we’ll talk.  Until then scales are now banned from my home and only happy rewarding things such as chocolate chip cookies will be placed anywhere within reach any time I have the desire to use a scale.

Thank you and good night